Thursday, November 13, 2008

Well this is blog numero dos and what im going to talk about in this issue is stupid people. The thing that I noticed this weekend is how stupid people react in arguments. I was ridding a battery powered miniature hummer around Wal-Mart shopping for groceries (by shopping groceries I mean taking all the Hanna Montana posters and cramming them in the trash can.) and I noticed a woman arguing with a store helper about the price of spray paint. So I parked my ride and listened. Apparently the women was trying to by gold spray paint for god knows what and some one had taken a price gun and put the spray paint at 15 cents the Wal-Mart worker said that it was four something but the dumb ass insisted that it was 15 cents after the worker showed the four identical spray cans that were four dollars the retard had obviously lost the argument but instead of admitting defeat she asked to see a manager. This left me speechless because keeping her stupidity to her self the worker me and the parents of the children I had stolen the hummer from she was striving to add more to the list of people who think she is dumb enough to mistake a turd for a Baby Ruth but I digress. The manager came over and assured the woman that the can its self could be recycled for more than fifteen cents and like any good retard the woman began to yell and complain that she was being treated as if she were stupid (now maybe its because my stolen hummer had been taken form me or because Im jus an ass (doubt it), but most likely its because this incredibly stupid human being had metaphorically curb stomped the shit out of my last nerve) I walked up to the woman and handed her a five dollar bill and she then proceed to shit on me accusing me of thinking she was poor. Now correct me if im wrong but if your bitching about having to pay four fucking dollars for spray paint wouldn’t the correct response, to the person who is paying for the product that you are willing to make a complete ass out of your self for, be thank you so much but no I didn’t get a thank you I got a fuck you, so I simply took my five dollars flipped the ignorant human being off for about ten or fifteen minutes and walked away. So every one my advice to everyone is fuck stupid people because…..well there dum so very fucking dumb so if ya get a chance push one into a wood chipper.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that was um pretty out there lol and it cracked me the hell up. i mean i cant stop laughing. And yes you are totally true.

a.wynn18 said...

best blog Ive ever read!!!! Also the second blog Ive ever read. lol. Damn good. funny as hell.