SPORTS

Well I would like to apologize first off to all my viewers for not writing a blog for the past couple weeks but ill make it up to yall. This blog I thought of a pretty interesting topic and by interesting of course I mean incredibly insulting to another group of people (most likely a whole race of those people.) So the main idea of this “article” is……the ridicules unbalance in sports. People is it me or have white folk now only become good a three or four sports the sports im talking about are bowling (are you fucking kidding me), swimming (thank god for Michael Phelps that majestic fish man), debating (yes it’s a sport…..kinda….sort of?), and fox hunting (wow mother fucking fox hunting might as well throw dick sucking in the list of sports us white folk are good at.). So I think that every sport should have to have the same amount of Black, White, Asian, and Indian people (well at least the first three….well defiantly the first two… ya now that I think about it the second one is looking the best of all.) So ……………………………

Told you’d I make it up to you. But back to what i was saying well in all honesty i was just rammbeling about nothing in fact half way through writing this i for got what i was talking about one second....... haha did you see that ugly ass fish oh man.. but ya every one i feel that i need to put this out there everything i said in my blog was incrediably racist and i would like to say it was all in the name of comdey and i ment no serious harm to any one and i just think we all need to relax and laugh because if we all learn to laugh at our own race, hate will be replaced with love...or some shit like that. O Ya way to go LH WOLVES on winning state!

Well this is blog numero dos and what im going to talk about in this issue is stupid people. The thing that I noticed this weekend is how stupid people react in arguments. I was ridding a battery powered miniature hummer around Wal-Mart shopping for groceries (by shopping groceries I mean taking all the Hanna Montana posters and cramming them in the trash can.) and I noticed a woman arguing with a store helper about the price of spray paint. So I parked my ride and listened. Apparently the women was trying to by gold spray paint for god knows what and some one had taken a price gun and put the spray paint at 15 cents the Wal-Mart worker said that it was four something but the dumb ass insisted that it was 15 cents after the worker showed the four identical spray cans that were four dollars the retard had obviously lost the argument but instead of admitting defeat she asked to see a manager. This left me speechless because keeping her stupidity to her self the worker me and the parents of the children I had stolen the hummer from she was striving to add more to the list of people who think she is dumb enough to mistake a turd for a Baby Ruth but I digress. The manager came over and assured the woman that the can its self could be recycled for more than fifteen cents and like any good retard the woman began to yell and complain that she was being treated as if she were stupid (now maybe its because my stolen hummer had been taken form me or because Im jus an ass (doubt it), but most likely its because this incredibly stupid human being had metaphorically curb stomped the shit out of my last nerve) I walked up to the woman and handed her a five dollar bill and she then proceed to shit on me accusing me of thinking she was poor. Now correct me if im wrong but if your bitching about having to pay four fucking dollars for spray paint wouldn’t the correct response, to the person who is paying for the product that you are willing to make a complete ass out of your self for, be thank you so much but no I didn’t get a thank you I got a fuck you, so I simply took my five dollars flipped the ignorant human being off for about ten or fifteen minutes and walked away. So every one my advice to everyone is fuck stupid people because…..well there dum so very fucking dumb so if ya get a chance push one into a wood chipper.

The End Of The Freaking World

Well ladies and gentlemen seeing as this is my first blog ever....ever..ever i decided to start off with a topic that was light hearted and easy to handle the end of life on earth (if you're a martian you're fine i suppose, i guess Lil Wayne will be spared.) Well my first reason as to why i assume the world is ending soon is because every one is dieing what the hell i mean this 26 year old news reporter chick got beat to death in the middle of the night in her house by some dumb ass who snuck in threw the dogie door. (i mean was there really nothing that good on t.v. that night) and then there is ole Bernie mack isn't he a bit to rich to die of pneumonia? and then the stock market is falling faster than a retard that was allowed to tie his own shoes and yet gas is going down to which may be good for the rest of you but i sold my truck about a month ago and bought a horse drawn carriage coincidentally the price of oats is ridiculous. And i also find that the media is causing the world to end because has anyone sat and watched Fox New if you say you have your lieing cause all the people that have ever watched that b.s from begging to end have either eaten a bowl full of razors and washed it down with anti-freeze or are currently have sex with members of the same sex......or goats or something. But in the closing of my first blog i shall leave you with one final reason why the world is eaten a fat one and coming back for seconds that crap gobbler solja boi he sucks at everything he has ever done and shall ever do if he died i would cry a river longer than the list of shit he sucks at ( tears of joy obviously)......good night and good luck to every one.......except solja boy he can die.....alot.